1/4/2007          

Boobies
( ) at 5:31 pm

bees that make milk

     9/26/2005          

I’m a smooth rider bay beh
( ) at 5:18 pm

It’s another grand day in Chris Land. Not much to say except the hurricane didn’t really make it over here so all we got was a nice breeze.

I don’t know about you but some days, for reasons I am unsure of, I just feel downright gansta. Let me demonstrate:

gooknooch: it’s hard being so gangsta
IHypnisI: i can imagine
IHypnisI: what with all the bustin caps and whatnot
gooknooch: you know it
gooknooch: all the ladies are all up ons
gooknooch: but im too busy bustin jiggas
gooknooch: that i don’t have no time to get jiggy
gooknooch: ya hear?
IHypnisI: what the hell did you just say to me
gooknooch: ugh
gooknooch: word up cracker
gooknooch: get the wax outta ya uurs
gooknooch: im just tryin to lay some science on ya babe
IHypnisI: did you…
IHypnisI: did you just call me babe.
gooknooch: yea
gooknooch: its all gravy babe
gooknooch: just roll wit it

you hear?
I wonder if there is a better way to write baby to emphasize that it is intended to be pronounced ‘Bay Beh’.
Might have saved me from going from gangster to gay.

     9/23/2005          

Bizarre
( ) at 10:03 am

Every time I think of you
I get shot right through with a bolt of blue
It’s no problem of mine but it’s a problem I find
Living a life that I can’t leave behind
There’s no sense in telling me
The wisdom of a fool won’t set you free
But that’s the way that it goes
And it’s what nobody knows
While every day my confusion grows
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
I’m waiting for that final moment
You’ll say the words that I can’t say

I feel fine and I feel good
I’m feeling like I never should
Whenever I get this way, I just don’t know what to say
Why can’t we be ourselves like we were yesterday
I’m not sure what this could mean
I don’t think you’re what you seem
I do admit to myself
That if I hurt someone else
Then I’ll never see just what we’re meant to be
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
I’m waiting for that final moment
You’ll say the words that I can’t say

     9/21/2005          

Yarrrrr!!!!
( ) at 2:26 pm

Hello hello, it’s a wonderful but slow wednesday today. A new episode of ‘Lost’ is coming on tonight and I’m excited. Might finally find out what’s under the giant metal hatch. Plus it also means more Kate. Yesssssss. Can’t wait.

On a side note I decided to declare today national talk like a pirate day and got some people in on the fun:

ck0221: yarrrrr
gooknooch: yarrr
ck0221: gimme yerr treashure mate!
gooknooch: not before ye walk me plank
gooknooch: yarrr
gooknooch: you’ll never get any o me fine booty
gooknooch: aye
ck0221: Polly wants a cracker *GWAK!*
gooknooch: haha

gooknooch: yaarrr ahoy there
dearest PT: hey
gooknooch: talk like a pirate you scurvy scalawag
gooknooch: yaarr
dearest PT: i don’t know how??
gooknooch: fine
gooknooch: now ye walk me plank
gooknooch: arrggg
gooknooch: ye be swimmin down in davy jones locker
gooknooch: arrr
dearest PT: what!??!

and then it fell apart:

gooknooch: ahoy there matey
IHypnisI: sup niggersteve
gooknooch: today be national talk liek a pirate day
gooknooch: aye do ya know of any fine booty there be to plunder
IHypnisI: you dipshit that was two days ago
gooknooch: yar
gooknooch: you make me cry
IHypnisI: September 19 - International Talk Like A Pirate Day
gooknooch: what?
gooknooch: it’s real?
IHypnisI: yes its real
IHypnisI: nerdo
gooknooch: whoa
IHypnisI: get with the times man
gooknooch: dangit i fail
gooknooch: /qlife
IHypnisI: haha

hmmm time for a new holiday.
how do ninja’s talk?
*nod
*nod
*kill

     9/19/2005          

Got A Case of the Mundays
( ) at 3:48 pm

The start of a new week and a new post. I wonder if anyone has realized that I started posting again yet or have just stamped this site dead.

Well I finally got to see Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children and I enojyed it. I don’t know what to say about it really except that it definitely put ‘The spirits within’ to shame. I think it was the easily recognizable characters from my personal favorite Final Fantasy titles that made it great for me. Plus I just really like sword fights. *schwing.

Not too much has been going on really aside from my adventures off in a magical land of dragons and elves. Aver has recently aquired new upgrades for more uber killing and Arae has as well for the opposite function of uber healing. Rawr!!! I have 1337 internet fighting skillz. Oh the joys of slaying internet monsters and internet representations of real life players. Joy!!!.
I can’t wait until I upgrade my box. 2 gigs of ram for a lag free Aver.

2 and a half hours left of work. booo.

Ahhh yes….Congratulations to Karen Shek on her very recent engagement…even though she wouldn’t let me be the minister even if I DID pay $40 to be ordained online…ok ok I’m just kidding….it’s free. hehe. I wish Karen and Matt the best.

Well onward to take on the day… Some more.