Almost dropped my Nintendo DS in the toilet. Don’t ask me how.

I wouldn’t horrible mind eating some nice cheeses right now. Would not horribly mind. Would not.

DOT DOT DOT

bees that make milk

It’s another grand day in Chris Land. Not much to say except the hurricane didn’t really make it over here so all we got was a nice breeze.

I don’t know about you but some days, for reasons I am unsure of, I just feel downright gansta. Let me demonstrate:

gooknooch: it’s hard being so gangsta
IHypnisI: i can imagine
IHypnisI: what with all the bustin caps and whatnot
gooknooch: you know it
gooknooch: all the ladies are all up ons
gooknooch: but im too busy bustin jiggas
gooknooch: that i don’t have no time to get jiggy
gooknooch: ya hear?
IHypnisI: what the hell did you just say to me
gooknooch: ugh
gooknooch: word up cracker
gooknooch: get the wax outta ya uurs
gooknooch: im just tryin to lay some science on ya babe
IHypnisI: did you…
IHypnisI: did you just call me babe.
gooknooch: yea
gooknooch: its all gravy babe
gooknooch: just roll wit it

you hear?
I wonder if there is a better way to write baby to emphasize that it is intended to be pronounced ‘Bay Beh’.
Might have saved me from going from gangster to gay.